You Can't Come to Hack The Ministry - But You Wish You Could (It’s not the money it’s the time)
You Have Better-than-the-Real-Thing, Off The Map Memories from Back in the Day
You Know Someone Who Has Time but Maybe Not the Money to Attend Hack the Ministry
Send Your Friend to Hack the Ministry and We’ll Send an Off the Map T Shirt, with Your Name - That’s Right, Your Name - Right on the Envelope.
We’re looking for people who won’t come to Hack the Ministry unless you send them … maybe because they’re poor but honest folk who don’t have a lot left over after they pay the rent … or because you’re one of the few who know they’re paralyzed over what they could and/or should do in the world ... or maybe just because they don’t know what you know about the crowd gathering in Seattle on October 12 to Hack the Ministry.
Honestly, if you want to come but don’t have the time, such a person will be doing you a favor.
"Hey, there’s this thing I want to go to, but I’m tied up. Can I send you in my place, and then get with you afterward so you can tell me about it?"
HERE’S HOW WE WANT TO SAY THANKS
This thing is running mostly on our back pockets and the kindness of friends. So, we don’t have lot of money to throw around; but we do have these brand-new-right-out-of-the-box, Off The Map T Shirts. And when we say right out of the box, we mean they have been mellowing in state-of-the-art cardboard containers beneath the floorboards of Jim Henderson’s glow-in-the-dark bumper sticker manufacturing complex and paint storage facility.
These shirts are fresh as a daisy: Never worn! Never been through a flood or plague. They were just never sold, is all. Now we have come to understand this is because their time had not yet come.
Each shirt sports that cool Off The Map embroidered logo that meant so much to so many, plus one of several cool Off The Map slogans like…
"Off The Map Live!"
"Free Jesus” (Henderson's favorite)
"Do What’s Doable"
"Helping Christians be Normal Since 2001” (Mark Driscoll’s favorite)
Unlike many "off the rack" T shirts, our Off the Map shirts come in Small, Medium, Marge and Extra Lars. They look something like this - but bigger and made of cotton:
Heres the Deal...
Sponsor 3 people for $99 and we’ll send you the T Shirt of "your" choice
Sponsor 1 person for $49 and we’ll send you the T Shirt of "our"choice ☺ (or your's if there are enough to go around)
And, hey: if the shirt doesn’t fit — if you grew in stature to become Extra/Extra Lars since last we met (mostly muscle, we’re sure) — you can frame that shirt! Right? Or give it to someone you know who wants to look reliably cool and modestly spiritual at one and the same time.
Jim Henderson’s 3-Step PATH to Get thE T Shirt You know you Want.
Get yourself to www.hacktheministry.com and buy a ticket for one or up-to-three people
Send me a note at firstname.lastname@example.org and tell me you're giving your ticket to sponsor someone else. [2.5. If you know someone you want to send, tell me their name - if you just want someone to be at Hack the Ministry, even if you can’t, we’ll find someone in your name.
Wait by any mailbox in North America, Scotland, or the Cook Islands and the shirt will be along directly. And whose name will be on the envelope? That’s right; your name.
Sizes are limited so get yours while you can. This offer good while supplies last.